From a casual comment to a friend about dreaming of a shite Christmas, what with yet another lockdown, I thought I'd write a version of White Christmas. Given this is my first ever video, it's been a bit of a learning curve.

Please feel free to share, copy, download etc. I'll put the lyrics down below

Enjoy.

⁣Shite Christmas



I’m reeling from a shite Christmas,

Just want one like I used to know.

When the treetops glistened, and children listened,

to hear sleigh bells in the snow.



I’m reeling from a shite Christmas,

SAGE fixed the stats and they did spew

the fear that Pat feels bliss in, Chris Witty wants a sit in,

and poor wee Matt, he doesn’t have a clue.



I’m reeling from a shite Christmas,

Neil broke his toy but wouldn’t say.

His blunders, exponential, Gates loved his fake potential,

And fills his coffers to this very day.



I’m reeling from a shite Christmas,

They’ve pulled the wool right o’er your eyes.

Can you see their bullshit and lies,

with their new world order in disguise.