⁣When writing this (years ago) I decided that I wanted this to be about things that have actually been bought or sold, or at least attempted to be sold in an actionable way.
So yeah all these things are real things, the links as follows:
http://time.com/4017026/ebay-20th-anniversary-weirdest-sales/



http://www.goodgearguide.com.au/slideshow/349425/15-weirdest-ebay-auctions-all-time/?image=2



http://www.goodgearguide.com.au/slideshow/349425/15-weirdest-ebay-auctions-all-time/



http://listverse.com/2012/10/22/10-bizarre-ebay-auctions/



http://wonderfulengineering.com/10-most-useless-products-that-you-can-buy-today/



http://theworstthingsforsale.com/page/3/



If you want to know more about the singer (liliiakysil), you can find out more on her Fiverr profile:
https://www.fiverr.com/liliiakysil?source=gig_cards&referrer_gig_slug=sing-professional-female-vocal&ref_ctx_id=2fe4b251-fff9-44dd-b8a4-bceb2ab4375d



Thank you, and enjoy!