Excruciating 'Up-To-The-Minute' coverage of some IRRELEVANT Bullshit. SOURCE: The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Comedy classic from 'The Onion' but also an excellent commentary on how 'the news' keeps the general public in a constant state of dumbed-down stupefaction, never really learning anything of importance that could help us make positive changes to our country as it barrels towards the cliff at ever greater speeds. As a result, we become a nation blinded by irrelevant bullshit, arguing about the color of the curtains while the house around us burns down.