CELEBRITIES GIVING MEDICAL ADVICE - NO THANKS TOM HANKS



⁣LYRICS

CHORUS 1
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom
x2

Verse 1
Dear celebrities, thank you for your concerns
I’m not trusting you pervs…… I can do my own research
We’re brainwashed by these fake experts
They pretend to protect us
You’re an actor telling us to wear a mask, that’s ironic
You’re losing your illusion, I’m don’t drink your demonic tonic,
I used to feel confusion always brewing in my logic,
Until I unplugged from the institution socket,
Then I connected, to the fusion between the views in my logic.
You’re an iconic Superstar? More like vomit on a comet,
Now I saw that sexy baby sketch, and I didn’t really like this
Then I googled that thing about you you and that flight list, I wonder if it’s true, is that really one of your vices, uh-oh looks like Sully might be a flight risk
You claim to be America’s dad? Well, do you have any parental advice, for pregnant women that died………after the AstraZeneca jab
I won’t sign for emotional blackmail x2
If you want the respect, all mighty king
You must do, those 3 tiny things.

CHORUS 2
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom
x2
I said no thanks Tom Hanks
You might not know but no means no
X2

Verse 2
There was a wild sheep, his name was Bruce
Bruce, he was happily on the trot, looking for some crop
From a distance, he see’s a mini-van, then he ran, but the mini-van, ram-rammed, the little ram,
A little man steps out the mini-van, ketamine in hand
The little lamb, is taken from his land
Later-Bruce, wakes up on farm, shedded from his garms
Then the little Man, walks in the barn, bucket of grass on his arm
And he speaks……
“You nearly died little sheep, I save your life”
Bruce is confused and stressed and says to the guy,
“Baaa….You took me from my home, shaved from my skin and bone,……. I don’t want to be here, please just leave me alone”
“Don’t be scared of me little sheep, there’s invisible monsters out there; they’re trying to kill us.
They infected you too, but I got the antidote….. I’ll give you shelter, food, companionship and a coat….
Just for a couple of weeks, stay away from other sheep, keep your trotters clean…..and wear a mask so you don’t infect me.”
Sheep don’t understand Gradual Commitment
So Bruce accepted the terms and conditions
But the truth is……
I’ll give it to your straight…………..
- Bruce is allowed to feed, cause if he’s fat there’s more of him to eat
- Less stress from the shelter and heat, will produce more tender meat
- And companionship, is so he don’t try to flee.
One year later, Bruce still ain’t seen his family……
In fact, right now he’s being led to his slaughter…..a year of psychological torture just to be chopped up into lamb chops, and a nice wooly coat for the farmer’s daughter
I won’t sign for emotional blackmail x2
If you want the respect, all mighty king
You must do, those 3 tiny things.

CHORUS 3
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom Hanks
No thanks Tom
x2
I said no thanks Tom Hanks
You might not know but no means no
X2