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"Thank you very much Mr. Facilitator, and, um, oh
fuck how do I weasel my way out of this one?, and Mr. Facilitator what
we've done to profit from this slightly more dangerous seasonal flu
variant is unprecedented in terms of sheer greed in modern times.
Throughout
we have lied shamelessly to people and been straight with those in this
house that we're mates with about the potential for back handers that
we, in the know, can glean for ourselves.
The nation, in
my view, has swallowed this hook, line and s(t)inker. Of course, there
were huge problems associated with laundering successfully these
astronomical sums when a golden goose of this magnitude suddenly falls
in your lap, but Mr. Facilitator, we're just warming up, this particular
goose continues to lay prolifically.
Our untested,
experimental snake oil has, thus far, been foisted upon 73% of the
cattle, but that means there's still more than a quarter to be
bamboozled and milked.
43% of adults are fucking gullible, but that means that more than half are yet to provide their fullest potential yield.
Yesterday
we statistically conjured a further 3180 cases from thin air, nice one
Neil!, the highest he's been since our April financial revue party.
But
thanks to the power of applied behavioural psychology and a monopoly on
propaganda, in which I have heavily invested, the link between
empirical data and reality is being severed.
Around 90% of
those in hospital, in heightened fear areas, have not yet fully
succumbed to our bullshit. So the continued delivery of a feasibly
sounding narrative and the ongoing work to control the masses through
subterfuge, paranoia and isolation, these are vital.
Yesterday
we commenced offering the snake oil to all those gullible twats aged 30
and above and I'm delighted to inform my fellow profiteers that
operation parasite is on track to make us all obscenely wealthy. And Mr.
Facilitator it has succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.
Because possessing no moral compass impairments and an easily duped populous is how you get filthy rich in government.
We
have many tricks up our sleeves for the nation yet to come. I know and
one of the few things that I've learned is the best way to profit is to
work together with a fuck you spirit of negative manipulation.
The
boys, the boys who have worked so hard together (for a change) to get
us this loaded deserve our highest percentage. I am paranoid about
everyone in my department, all those working (he) in healthcare and in
public health, the armed forces who provided the muscle, the suckers who
served us for fuck all, fellow psychopaths across this den of iniquity
who have looked the other way. And most of the British people, and
whether it's the pseudoscience, the NHS Tic Toc crew, nuff respect, love
your work, or the sheeple queuing to get fleeced, see what I did
there?, in their flocks.
Britain is falling for this
bollocks, we have separated the sheep from the wolves, and we will wank
ourselves silly over this monu-fucking-mental pay day".
"Thank you very much Mr. Facilitator, and, um, oh
fuck how do I weasel my way out of this one?, and Mr. Facilitator what
we've done to profit from this slightly more dangerous seasonal flu
variant is unprecedented in terms of sheer greed in modern times.
Throughout
we have lied shamelessly to people and been straight with those in this
house that we're mates with about the potential for back handers that
we, in the know, can glean for ourselves.
The nation, in
my view, has swallowed this hook, line and s(t)inker. Of course, there
were huge problems associated with laundering successfully these
astronomical sums when a golden goose of this magnitude suddenly falls
in your lap, but Mr. Facilitator, we're just warming up, this particular
goose continues to lay prolifically.
Our untested,
experimental snake oil has, thus far, been foisted upon 73% of the
cattle, but that means there's still more than a quarter to be
bamboozled and milked.
43% of adults are fucking gullible, but that means that more than half are yet to provide their fullest potential yield.
Yesterday
we statistically conjured a further 3180 cases from thin air, nice one
Neil!, the highest he's been since our April financial revue party.
But
thanks to the power of applied behavioural psychology and a monopoly on
propaganda, in which I have heavily invested, the link between
empirical data and reality is being severed.
Around 90% of
those in hospital, in heightened fear areas, have not yet fully
succumbed to our bullshit. So the continued delivery of a feasibly
sounding narrative and the ongoing work to control the masses through
subterfuge, paranoia and isolation, these are vital.
Yesterday
we commenced offering the snake oil to all those gullible twats aged 30
and above and I'm delighted to inform my fellow profiteers that
operation parasite is on track to make us all obscenely wealthy. And Mr.
Facilitator it has succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.
Because possessing no moral compass impairments and an easily duped populous is how you get filthy rich in government.
We
have many tricks up our sleeves for the nation yet to come. I know and
one of the few things that I've learned is the best way to profit is to
work together with a fuck you spirit of negative manipulation.
The
boys, the boys who have worked so hard together (for a change) to get
us this loaded deserve our highest percentage. I am paranoid about
everyone in my department, all those working (he) in healthcare and in
public health, the armed forces who provided the muscle, the suckers who
served us for fuck all, fellow psychopaths across this den of iniquity
who have looked the other way. And most of the British people, and
whether it's the pseudoscience, the NHS Tic Toc crew, nuff respect, love
your work, or the sheeple queuing to get fleeced, see what I did
there?, in their flocks.
Britain is falling for this
bollocks, we have separated the sheep from the wolves, and we will wank
ourselves silly over this monu-fucking-mental pay day".