New minimum wage job - COVID MARSHALS
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Your job will be to remind the dumb sheeple the slogan: HANDS, SPACE, FACE. Remember that they are only their to ADVISE you, so they can't fine you if you tell them to EFF OFF if they approach you. This mysterious COVID has made millions unemployed but at the same time it also creates a few of these crappy jobs for anyone desperate enough to want it. Oh don't worry, they will provide you with a Hi-Vis jacket free of charge which you can return when you quit after a week or two of walking around pretending to be important. 😂😂😂😂